Religious Chicken
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"Religious Chicken"
by: Wes Robert Ward
"Why did Jesus cross the road? Unlike the chicken, Jesus was safe because he knew his father in heaven, God, had created that road and so he could cross it anytime he wanted too and nobody driving on that road would dare hit Jesus. I mean that's worse that a $250 dollar speaking ticket if you ask me.
David crossed the road in France and threw a rock at Andre the Giant mistaking him for Goliath which seriously didn't faze him one bit and Andre chased David down the road. Come on, man, would you throw a rock at Andre the Giant?
Now if Noah crossed the road he'd not only bring two chickens with him, but two animals of every kind along with one huge boat trailer. That poor small brown Toyota pickup truck that pulls that huge ark has seen better days.
Now if Moses crossed the road, he would stop motorists and show them the ten commandments and tell them to obey not just them, but also the DMV policies or God would send locusts up their tailpipe.
Saint Peter, well he didn't have to cross the road. He set up his podium by the side of the road, pulled out his book of souls, and took notes with his feathered pen on every motorist that drove by. Let's just say people driving at 55mph slowed down to 15mph just to be on the safe side.
As for the Chicken, well he crossed the road with Adam & Eve. Apparently everybody stopped to see two naked people cross the road eating an apple."
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