Bird Is The Word
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"Bird is the Word"
by: Wes Robert Ward
The life of a simple chicken isn't so great, some say it's hard to debate. Sad to say to many get ate and theirs is a barbequed fate.
From their breasts to their thighs to their wings to their legs to their gizzards.
Although I'm no medieval Wizard, I rather be human because the only thing humans have to worry about are cannibals. And cannibals are terrible but they sure know how to cook you from head to toe, you know.
Now Seagulls are nasty to eat, because their meat tastes like the garbage they eat. Imagine if you will as you bite into one of their cooked tender thighs and try not to go hyper if it tastes like a dirty old diaper.
As for Penguins it's oily and rubbery, you'll be blowing out bubbles with all types of trouble if you eat their meat because it may look good over a roasted fire but it'll taste like a car tire.
And don't get me started on the common Ostrich who buries her head in a dirt hole. Low and behold I know a blonde who does the same thing and anything that buries it's head in dirt is to stupid to eat, theirs is an idiotic meat.
So be careful what you eat in a bird because always remember bird is the word.
Never really understood that song but you'll understand it very well if you poop a beak and your butt-hole squawks with a bad case of chickenpox where the sun don't shine which to me isn't fine.
Colonel Sanders had that trouble with KFC and also every time he peed, feathers would flutter out and it caused him gout.
And as for that mythological riddle of why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never crossed the road. The road crossed the chicken.
Think about that one as you bite into that juicy tender cooked chicken meat with the crispy skin on it, bit by bit, skin by skin, and who knows bone by bone.
Think about how that chicken died and what she did on her last few minutes alive before the farmer broke her neck, skinned her, and cooked her up as her eyes laid on a bloody cutting board along with her beak, tongue, and feet as he collected her uncooked meat.
Think about where and when that chicken probably had it's last bowel movement next to the chicken coop and it's probably all cold and moldy as you eat her dead cooked carcass. Plus the Rooster nearby eating it\u2026 eating that chicken shit.
Imagine that as you add barbeque sauce to her dead meat\u2026 oh yum, give me some.
Actually living like a Bum, excuse me it really doesn't bother me I'm going to go have some."
The End. \ud83d\udc14
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