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"She Climbed Into My Eyeball"
by: Wes Robert Ward
She climbed into my eyeball and this I did not see at first, quite possibly I was dying of thirst, and wanted a strong drink to quench the sensual desire that truly typically inspired my mentally unstabled mouth.
And so like an uncouth wildebeest I went down south, actually south east to say an uncommon unoriginal least and drank 3 bottles of Tijuana Tequila, 2 bottles of Kentucky Bourbon, and one bottle of Jamaican Rum.
The music went burr-rum-tum-dum then I saw her on the tiny dance floor jiggling like a small wanton whore in a tight little white cocktail dress enchanting me, making me cry yes.
One night stands are horrible, you know. I could have slept with a big black Labrador, but this Pixie was a She-Devil in disguise, checking out the availability of my eyes, a Tinklebell with nice titties from hell.
Oh well, why did I have to be so dumb, my mouth especially my eye feels numb. She thinks she owns the place now, I called out, "Foul, no fair, can't you live somewhere other than my eyeball?"
Sadly I gave it my all, but she said, "No, don't be concerned, I think I'll put up curtains."
And well, that was that, I fell on my sofa and sat, and I can't see any more out of that particular eye because she hung up curtains.
And although I do feel concerned!!! My eyeball gave a slight twitch, to this little Pixie Witch, she is one mean tiny eyeball bitch!!!
The End. \ud83d\udc40
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