A Stick Isnt Just A Stick
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"A Stick Isn't Just A Stick"
by: Wes Robert Ward
People, tell me something, please? How come when we look at a stick, I mean a piece of wood, all we see within that stick, is a piece of wood?
That is so wrong in so many words. It's also racist!!! A stick isn't just a stick. It's not just a piece of wood either. Have a little heart, for God's sake and look at these sticks like Human Beings!!!
It's a Lightsaber!!! Yes, I said it, a Lightsaber!!! A poor ass Star Wars version lightsaber stick for the Jedi or the Sith who live out in the Woods in a tent eating garbage out of a dumpster behind a grocery store.
Imagine being a homeless Obi-Wan Kenobi, you would look so cool as you wave your stick at the other vagrants trying to steal your stuff.
You'd not only look cool but you'll also scare away Jawas & Sandmen away from your grocery cart buggy home filled with all your crap. And you can call that your Millennium Falcon and the black bear that follows you into the woods that night because you smell like hamburger grease could be your Chewbacca.
Get a stick today and I guarantee you'll scare the heck out of everybody, especially the little kids on the playground. These Star Wars sticks are everywhere. Forest, in the Woods, my backyard..... come get some.
I got some excellent sticks for only the price of a dollar. Can't beat that bargain, trust me. At Walmart it cost you the whole tree.
Contact me as soon as possible because these sticks are running out.
The End.
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