Toll Booth Willie
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"Toll Booth Willie"
by: Wes Robert Ward
One bright and wonderful day on an I-95 turnpike by some toll booths somewhere nobody cares or wants to be. Toll Booth Willie was pissed beyond reasonable doubt, and he was hankering and jumping like jeshophat bitching big time.
And the Highway Patrolman he had to complain to wanted somewhere else to be. He sighed and thought why did he have to deal with this redneck a-ho daily.
Toll Booth Willie cried out, "Ain't you hear what I say, boy? We got a serious problem here and you look like you been wanking it by the road somewhere, son. Wiping yourself with the tickets you write with."
The Cop sighed, "Okay, okay, calm down, Willie, and tell me what happened again."
Toll Booth Willie cried out, "Six truck loads of cow crap, five truck loads of dead fish, four truck loads of dead poisonous insects, three truck loads of hypodermic syringe needles probably VD and AIDS related, two truck loads of toxic pus and piss, and one truck load of used condoms just blew pass my toll booth without paying the toll. Why they be hauling all that nasty stuff only God knows why, all I know is what I know. So what ya gonna do about it? This is a serious offense to the toll booth industry and my honor is at stake."
"And you want me to go after them?" the Cop said as he pulled out quarters, "Just let me pay their toll."
The End. \ud83d\udcb0
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