Going Crazy

\u201cGoing Crazy\u201d

by: Wes Robert Ward

\u201cI am going crazy, what can I say.

Going crazy today, tomorrow, yesterday,

and the day before that too.

Going crazy like a Cannibal Cow that says moo.

Going crazy like a Chicken without it's head.

Going crazy like half un-eaten bread.

Crazy as crazy can get I am just sitting here petting my invisible undead Stephen King pet and yet I see a picture in my mind of a talking Nazi swastika tattooed baseball bat saying things that things should not say to a Hebrew brimless cap wearing baseball with Jewish beliefs on a field of dreams. If you build it he will come, through rivers and streams wearing wrangler blue jeans.

Now others may seem that is as crazy as crazy gets, but crazy can get crazier especially if one was to believe that one was God that can nod and create a bagel with cream cheese by sticking one's finger in one's ear and by twitching one's nose.

Bewitched some might say. Others will say one is just plain insane. More will say one is as mad as a rabid dog. Many will just say one is as looney as looney can be, Bugs Bunny on drugs, but deep down all will say that one is just going crazy and should be locked up and to throw the key away.

Say as you may, Lunatics we all are, deep down you know it, I know it, and so does Napoleon too. Earth is our Arkham Asylum and the key that locks us away is our hearts next to other spare parts. So...strap some dynamite to your chest, light the fuse, because it's just one of many ways to get out of this Mad House we all live in like a trapped rat in a mouse trap holding a map of mystery.

No longer lost to history, you're just as crazy as me and Captain Caveman too. Put away your needles and thread, and come join me in raising the dead just to ask them if they know which way it is to Albuquerque, New Mexico. Oh, don't be sane for being sane is so boring and going crazy is so much more fun. And to use a pun, let's all dress up like Nuns and use super soaker squirt guns.\u201d

The End. \ud83d\ude1c