Nonsense And Possibilities

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"Nonsense And Possibilities"

by: Wes Robert Ward

Anyone ever notice the exclamation mark '!' and realize it's actually an 'i' upside down. Wow, it nearly blew my mind and given me much thought on the matter. Such profound knowledge can only be written down like Stephen King writing 'A Christmas Carol' with Ebenezer Scrooge driving a cherry red 1958 Plymouth Fury hotrod named Christine.

I mean here we have a simple line that either goes up or down with the dot on top or on the bottom and we never even realized it or even thought about it as we write or text it. Given the idea that maybe just maybe we didn't notice that as we read 'War and Peace' in the bathroom.

No way, just thought of something with the 'i' and '!'

What if we put it on it's side like this\u2026 -.

Kind of looks like a gun shooting out a lopsided bullet which killed the letter 'J' because he witnessed something he wasn't supposed to see and then the letter 'K' got a decapitated horse head in his bed the next morning after waking up with his wife the letter 'L' as a warning to keep his mouth shut in the gruesome assassination of the letter 'J'. Except Sonny Corleone saw everything and shot off his mouth about it and got gunned down by tommy guns the next day at the toll booth, he should of had exact change, but those freaking Canadian quarters wouldn't take.

Okay, maybe not in those odd choice of words, but what if we added another dot to the line and rearranged it with the line in the middle and with the dots on the bottom and top like this\u2026 \u00f7.

Perhaps it could be divided or perhaps it fell down a mountain like this\u2026 %. The percentage of something happening like that is like one in a hundred. Yeah, like Big Bird climbing Mount Everest. "Wait, is that the sun over the summit? No, it's Big Bird, a yellow frozen chicken dinner."

Then this guy question mark '?' came along and punched this guy hashtag '#' for messing with his latin girlfriend '&' which means it's an ampersand which is a logogram representing the conjunction "and". Yeah, I know she's from Tijuana, Mexico. And with that we come to the end of her tale of woe.

Wait a minute am I confusing you? Yeah, I know he popped up behind you, but riddle me this\u2026 if a question comes before the answer then what comes before the mayonnaise? I know right!!! So simple even a monkey can answer.

So remember to dot the 'i' and always leave an exclamation mark '!' at the end of something exciting like\u2026 'She's having my Baby!' Or 'There's an Elephant sitting on the lap of the statue of Abraham Lincoln!' Or something to that simple effect.

And never forget the letter S with the line through it like this\u2026 $. He's everybody's favorite guy, but the lowercase 'a' that has a weird loop around it like this\u2026 '@' usually gives us mail by drunk driving around the neighborhood like this\u2026 \u2b06\u2b07\u2b05\u2197\u2196\u2198\u2199\u2194\u2195\u21a9\u21aa\u2935\u2934

This has been the weirdest discovery of nonsense and possibilities since the beginning of time when God clapped his hands and said, "Okay, it's going to take like a few billion years to do all this, but McDonald's will be my main goal in the history of mankind and this planet that I will call Earth, but we'll skip that part in the bible because Noah takes up too much time to build a simple ark that his descendant Jimmy Carter can build in two days."

The End? The End!!! Yeah, it's the End. \ud83d\ude09

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