The Cow Of Oz

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Whatever became of the Cow in the Wizard of Oz 1939 fantasy movie? I know, right? It's always made every one of us wonder about it through years and years of watching the old classic.

Did the Cow land back in Kansas or did the Cow land in Oz? If so did the Cow land on Miss Almira Gulch in Kansas as she was riding her bicycle or did the Cow land on another Wicked Witch of some compass direction... perhaps the Wicked Witch of the Middle?

If the Cow did land in Oz, did the Munchkins milk the Cow to feed the hungry Munchkin babies?

Did Glenda the Good Witch of the South make magical ice Cream with the help of the Cow's milk so she could pass out vanilla ice cream cones?

If the Cow did land in Oz, did the Cow go down the yellow brick road in ruby cow slippers?

Did the Cow have a conversation with Toto about not biting her ankles or the Cow would kick that mutt to Neverland?

Did the Cow encounter the Scarecrow being stuck in the Cornfield and just moo at him as he begged for help?

Did the Cow eat hay by the Tin Woodsman as he moaned for oil but ignored him because the Cow was just a Cow and not a Cow with an udder full of oil?

Did the Cowardly Lion almost eat the Cow but the Cow slapped the Lion in the face and made him cry? Have you ever seen a Cow slap a Lion? It's not a pretty sight.

Did the Cow fall asleep in the poppies field standing up? And did the Cow dream of dancing with David Bowie in a masquerade party wearing a mask?

Did the Cow become buddies with the Horse of a different color? Did they marry and have weird Cow Horse babies that change colors every two minutes?

Was the Cow frightened by the fake Wizard of Oz and did the Cow jump out the window? Did the Cow land on all fours or did the Cow splat the ground like a nasty cow pattie?

Did the Flying Monkeys have a hard time picking up the Cow to fly the Cow miles and miles to the Fortress of the Wicked Witch of the West? And did the Flying Monkeys get paid extra in flying bananas for carrying the Cow?

Did the Cow moo for Auntie Em, Auntie Em? Not because the Cow missed her but it was noon and the Cow needed the old battleaxe to milk her.

Did the Cow throw a bucket of milk at the Wicked Witch of the West? I mean not because she was nasty but because she didn't milk the Cow with gentle hands.

And did the Cow click her ruby Cow slippers three times and say there's no place like home and find out the Cow not only went back to Kansas but inside a McDonald's slaughterhouse?

Did the Cow have a happy ending? Who knows because we never saw what became of the Cow because that story was about a selfess immature teenage girl that disobeyed her Aunt & Uncle who we all believe if she got swept up by a killer tornado she would of been ripped to shreds along with the old wooden house.

Uh, have you ever seen the Twister 1996 movie? Especially that barn full of sharp farm tools that Bill Paxton & Helen Hunt didn't like? Yep, Dorothy would of been decapitated or mutilated all over the Kansas prairie ground because deep down we really don't know what Uncle Henry hid in his barn.

But this is about the Cow and not about Dorothy. The Cow out of everybody in that movie deserved a happy ending. And that happy ending was when Judy Garland rode the Cow off the studio lot because Metro Goldwyn Mayer were to cheap to get her a Limousine.

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