Columbo: Saturday The 14th

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Lieutenant Columbo puffs on his cigar, "Hmm, very odd indeed. 13 dead bodies that were murdered on Friday the 13th, and in different locations around this Camp Crystal Lake. Very odd indeed."

Jason Voorhees says, "I don't know what to tell you, Lieutenant. Sad, very sad. I, uh, was at a Walmart at that time, uh getting groceries and, uh water-wings."

"Yep, very sad at that, sir," Columbo looks at what could be his prime suspect who says he's the camp custodian, "Sir, may I ask why are you wearing a hockey mask during the middle of the summer?"

"Uh, just getting ready for hockey in the winter," says Jason stumbling with words to say, "I, uh, practice on, uh, dead squirrels."

"Interesting," Columbo puffs on his cigar, "Just one more thing, sir. That machete with the blood on it..."

Jason replies quickly, "Deer blood, just slaughtered 13 grazing deer in the woods awhile ago... it's a hobby."

Columbo nods, "Mine is crossword puzzles."

"Wow, sounds boring."

Columbo replies with a wave of his hand as he walks back to his crappy car, "Well good day, sir. And don't worry won't bother you any further. Turns out my second suspect is Kevin Bacon."

The End. \ud83d\udd2a

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