Crazy Larry & Mad Harry

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by: Wes Robert Ward.

Mad Harry smiles, "Hello, how are you?"

Crazy Larry says, "I am fine."

Mad Harry replies, "Fine how... as in good?"

Crazy Larry says, "No, just fine but if you must know someone told me the Earth is round."

Mad Harry replies, "No, what a load of malarkey. We all know that our planet Earth is nothing more than a bagel with cream cheese on it."

Crazy Larry says, "I know I tried to tell that person that but he thought I was crazy... maybe it was because I was naked covered in ketchup and calling myself a French Fry at the time or maybe it was because he was a prick, I dunno."

Mad Harry scratches his hairy armpit, "So when are you getting out of the nut house, oh excuse me my royalty of a freaking nurse telling us it's not a nut house but a mental institute. Tell that to your husband in your loveless marriage when you go home, you harpy of an ugly hag!!!"

Crazy Larry sighs, "Not until the year 3000 when marshmallow robots rule the Earth and spit mushrooms at us."

Mad Harry shakes his head, "Wow that's awhile but I bet you can do it on your head. I'm getting out next week."

Crazy Larry asks, "What you going to do?"

Mad Harry makes a pose like Superman, "Run for President of the United States?"

Crazy Larry asks, "In America?"

Mad Harry goes at ease and says, "No, there's one on Mars, but right now it's being lead by Ex-Vice President Al Gore and he's really making it green except it's mostly moldy fungus."

Crazy Larry nods, "Ah, just like on our peanut butter sandwiches we had for lunch."

Mad Harry laughs, "Ha-ha-ha, yeah this place being named after Hillary Clinton is just plain horrible but hey it somehow pays her campaign funds."

Crazy Larry replies, "I always thought she was an Orangutan."

Mad Harry grins, "A sexy Orangutan."

They both laugh out loud, "Oh hell yeah!!!"

And sadly that was the day in the life of Crazy Larry and Mad Harry. Stay tuned to next week's episode when they escape and I accidentally give out all my friends and family's addresses to them from Facebook because I shared a peanut butter sandwich with them.

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