Dining with Charmander

Charmander has a great time at the dinner party...

Recipe:

1. Catch a Charmander

2. Put an apple into the mouth to keep it from screaming, while being cooked

3. Put the Charmander into a big closed roasing pan

4. Start roasting the Charmander at 250-300\u00b0 C

5. Each 15 minutes, open the pan, and support the Charmander with air, to keep it alive until it is done. If you fail in keeping the Charmander alive the meat will be stringily.

6. After 4 hours, take the Charmander out and douse its flame, if it's still alive

7. Garnish the Charmander with veggies

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Image by Geso SNTRS. Edited by me.

Charmander is a trademark and belongs to Nintendo.

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