The Peanut

\u201cThe Peanut\u201d

by: Wes Robert Ward

The other day an ordinary man was walking along a dirt road just minding his own business and without warning something beyond his understanding something supernatural in a way fell out of the bright blue sky and hit him on top of the head, bounced off his skull, and landed in front of his walking path.

He looked down and noticed only among nothing else but an ordinary peanut. Picking it up he then looked up into the bright blue sky and wondered as he shielded his eyes with his other hand where the name of whatsoever did it come from?

No airplane flew by so it could of not been a peanut from a commercial flight he thought. No wind was blowing so it couldn't have flown through the air from a peanut farm he also thought. Nothing but clouds in the sky and then he suddenly thought, \u201cMy Lord in Heaven is eating peanuts.\u201d

He suddenly fell to his knees and held the peanut above his head to his one and only God in Heaven and cried out, \u201cMy Lord, you have blessed me on this day by showing your love to me by dropping a peanut on my head. I will forever be eternally grateful to you until my dying days. This peanut I will take and plant in my backyard and pray to it every day by open bible and as it grows into many bountiful peanuts I will then feed the poor and hungry in your name.\u201d

And he raced home that day to do God's work.

\u201cYep, it works every time, Lord,\u201d said ex-president Jimmy Carter who came out from behind a tree holding a handful of peanuts.

And God said from up above, \u201cThrow some more peanuts, Jimmy, and some walnuts for many have thick heads.\u201d

The End.